Just Follow My Brain Here

After my last post I watched like 40 Chappelle show skits. It's now 11 AM and I'm still in bed. But after like part 4 of Killin' Em Softly this gem popped up on the Youtube recommended things. So thanks Youtube. You're Welcome World. Now go out there and be somebody!

Never Scared

31, 7, and 8. Seeya in the finals.

DWade Knocks Kobe Out

Not the greatest knock out punch ever but still got the job done. If you're like me, then you spent Sunday night getting drunk and watching Harry Potter and/or the Oscars all you know about the All-Star game was LeBron had a chance to win it and turned the ball over instead. But when the fuck did this happen? Kobe Bryant suffered a broken nose and, yesterday, was diagnosed with a concussion as a result of Dwyane Wade's flagrant foul....in the All Star game.

I've been doing my usual thing on the internet/sportscenter/blogs and whatnot. My question is Why isn't this a bigger deal? Like why aren't more people pissed off? 

In a regular season Heat/Lakers game, maybe this is a fair play. But, down 12 points, 8 minutes to go in the 3rd Quarter of the ALL STAR game. Nah man. Wade makes no play on the ball. He's coming down at Kobe's shoulders with closed fists. You got beat. Let him dunk it. That's day one stuff if you're an all star.

In a season where you might play 9 games in 2 weeks. You want every chance to rest you can get. Spending the All-Star Break getting CT scans and wearing a nose brace ain't exactly vaca. Did I mention Kobe broke his nose on the play? Cause that shit happened. That's the real unbelievable part for me. Like human beings are wired to cry when they get hit in the nose. Something about tear ducks. Like you're not crying crying but tears just leak out of your fucking eyeballs. There's always that one asshole who's like "LOOK! He's crying!!!!" Like...Ok...I guess I am. I'm not hurt or on my period but yeah, ok, I am crying, sort of. Kobe just brushes it off like it wuddn't no thang.

I'm not the biggest fan of Kobe or DWade but, I guess I'm just pissed this isn't a bigger deal. People downplay Kobe's injuries knowing he'll never complain and they downplay Wade's douche-baggery cause it makes LeBron look like that much more of an ass. I just hope Kobe is as pissed as I am cause a pissed off Mamba would be basically guarantee that The Barnum & Bailey's Circus in Miami doesn't get a ring this year. Please take this personally Kobe!

Either way, Kobe ain't ever flinching.

Delonte Ain't No Motha Fucka *sigh*

Dallas Morning Star
There's an elephant in the room _ the Internet rumor _ that the reporter has no intention of broaching because it was never remotely substantiated. It, too, became part of comedy routines.

"It's affected me," West says. "Everywhere I go, first question, 'Don't tell me you did that.' "

"That" would be the rumor that during the 2010 playoffs, West had a sexual encounter with Cleveland Cavaliers teammate LeBron James' mother, Gloria.

West says he wants to permanently squash the rumor not just for his sake, but mostly for James and his mother, who West says expressed nothing but kindness during his three seasons in Cleveland.

In fact, West says Gloria James reminded him of his single mother, Delphina Addison, who raised Delonte and his siblings to be "happy-poor, just enjoy life and the blessings that God has given us.

"If we want to continue to grow as a human race, what are we teaching our kids if we try to make humor and fun out of stuff like that?" West says of the rumor. "Number one, something like that never happened. I don't know where they got that from.

"For a strong black woman like that, for people to try to tear her down, that's terrible. That's terrible in so many ways."


My life is a lie. I'm at a loss. Delonte West just went from first to worst in my book. After watching that last home playoff game in May 2010 where 6 Celtics were in double figures and the Cavs lost by 32. The one where they didn't wash LeBron's jersey after the game cause he didn't break a sweat. That game. When everyone said LeBron just quit on his team/fans/city/family. I remember thinking "I'm glad Delonte is plowing your Mom." Just pound town then family discounted freestylin' Kentucky Fried Chicken all day every day (not racist. real life). Delonte style. 


Then, and people forget about this, LeBron comes out in game 6 and has a Super Sized Triple Double (27, 19, 10) basically leaving it all on the court as he played virtually every second of the game. And I remember thinking "Delonte, get the fuck off my team, you mommy-banging-son-of-a-bitch. Bron Bron bleeds wine&gold."


And since "The Decision" I've been priding myself on the fact that Charlee Redz  was just Glory Holing Glory James on the reg. Picturing Momma Bron with a cooler full of capri suns in the locker room of every game just waiting to suck off the bi-polar bear that is Delonte West. Obviously, James couldn't overcome the anguish of it all. Never gonna win a ring. Never again to be an MVP. Seeing Delonte inside your moms ain't something you can undo. It was golden.


Now what? What the hell am I supposed to do Delonte? I'm like Wally Szcerbiak, It's too much of an adjustment for me. You were my go to fucker, Delonte. Just fuck anything in front of you. If it's a sock, it's a sock. Now you're just a fucker.