White Lake Township Making Life Easy

WHITE LAKE TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — An unusual school zone speed limit sign in suburban Detroit has drawn the attention of an irked driver. (...)

I could have told you this was in Michigan. You know whenever you meet one of those hockey-loving lakefolk and they tell ya "Oh yah. Yah know I'm from White Lake Michigan. Yah It's right here..." And the hold up their hand like a little mitten and make a little circle on their palm. Your state sort of resembles a hand. Michigan is cold. I get it. Thank you for story time. What's wrong with 50 miles west of Detroit? Shit 20 miles south of Saginaw might even work. We have maps and clocks in the rest of the country. Try using some common sense and treating people like adults. Take your extra large super complicated sign, tie it to your ankles and jump in one of your extra large super wet lakes. 

Here is my sign suggestion to save some tim when old bag of bones Mrs. Applegate has a filibuster at the town hall meeting on everything from school signs to snow plows to whoever's golden retriever keeps knocking over her trash cans.