“I’m with the Cloonster,” he said. “Nothing can go wrong when you roll with George Clooney.”Lillard told E!’s Giuliana Rancic that a lot of things have changed since he became part of costar “George Clooney’s posse.”
Matthew Lillard made the transition from comedic actor to dramatic actor with his recent role in “The Descendants.” But when he walked the red carpet at the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday, Lillard joked that he was more excited about making the transition from an “unemployed actor to a working actor.”
Fucking Clooney, man. Just wrecking the lives of every A-List smokeshow he lays pipe to and everybody still hops on board the bandwagon. You might remember Matthew Lillard here from his captivating performances in such emotionally moving cinema like: Scream 2, Scooby Doo, The Pool Boys, or Summer Catch (I actually loved that one). But look at Matty boy now after making "The Descendants," he's swinging his cock around on the SAG awards with the two-toned beard mustache combo like it ain't no thang.
And it's cause "nothing can go wrong when you roll with George Clooney." Dude does one indie with Danny Ocean and he's set for life. Wish I could say the same for Elisabetta Canalis who got kicked to the curb by The Cloonster and bounces back by the Jeans and tank-top wearing Jackass Steve-O. If watching that documentary where Steve-O has to blow coke just to have the energy to do a hundred whippits wasn't an all time low, going from private jets and award shows to public transportation and Root Beer has to be it. God could you imagine? Think about this chick. Trading in all her ballroom gowns and 100 year old bottles of wine for Ed Hardy Ts and Budweiser. (Apparently chicks don't like Budweiser?)
Any money next year Billy Brubaker here wins some academy award for playing a dilapidated Iraqi vet with aspergers who finds solace through dancing as a street performer.
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