Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Toothless Bitches Be Runnin' Wild


USA Today
WAYNESBURG, Pa. (AP) – A woman who appeared to not have any teeth in surveillance photos from a western Pennsylvania bank robbery last month has confessed, apologized and told police she planned the heist because she needed the money for dentures.
Evelyn Marie Fuller, 49, of Carmichaels, on Wednesday remained in the Greene County Jail unable to post bond on bank robbery and other charges filed Tuesday by police in Waynesburg, where she allegedly robbed the First National Bank on Jan. 20.
Arresting Officer Tom Ankrom said Fuller explained her motives when she confessed to the crime.
"During her confession, she stated she wanted to use the money to pay for dentures she was unable to get through welfare until next year," Ankrom said.
Police distributed a surveillance photo of the robber, who appeared to be toothless, and an unnamed witness came to police and told them he had loaned Fuller the coat the suspect was seen wearing in the picture. The man told police Fuller returned the coat because the zipper didn't work, and police said it matched one the robber's wearing in the picture.
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Really Evelyn Marie Fuller, Really? You're just gonna give yourself up silver platter style? Deny til you die. That's just day one stuff right there. "Yep. I'm the toothless broad who knocked over First Federal." And then she APOLOGIZES. Psssssh. good luck honey! I know there's no honor among thieves or whatever (I have no idea I only stole a gatorade once. On accident) But have some respect for your work. Take a hostage. Swipe a car. Shoot a fucking gun for chrissakes. That's how all the good movies start. No remorse for your gum smakkkin' ass. Have fun munchin all the lezzer carpet in prison, dumb bitch.

How much do you wanna bet the "unnamed witness" with the "broken zipper" was a pissed off husband? "Bitch, you better not be suckin that dick with dentures in yer mout"


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