Friday, February 24, 2012

What Not To Do at an NBA Game

Did any of you fucks watch the Mavs/LA game the other night? Probably the most annoying people in the world were sitting on top of ESPN's microphones.

Youtube is being a bitch this morning. I've spent 20 minutes trying to convert some width and embed shit so just click here to watch the video.

Espn. Get your shit together. They've got microphones stuck in Mike Brown's hipster glasses but they can't get the main feed off of Fred and Wilma sitting in section 215.

Dude sounded worse than Doc Rivers during those third quarter interviews. Every sentence I'm waiting for blood or dust to just stark spewing from his mouth. It's like someone shoved a pine cone in my ear. And content wise the shit they were saying was so vanilla. "That's a travel" "cmon ref" some shit about a Custodian? Where are the racist homophobic bigots that Texas is so renown for? Do you mean to tell me Pau Gasol's Euro-trash beard doesn't look like a cumpilation of Dirk Nowitzki and J.Kidd's pubes? Was Kobe missing 6 straight jumpers equivalent to not being able to hit water if he jumped off the Amistad?

Who's to say really? Either way, after watching this vid, if you're going to an nba game you better have something better than "get a rebooooooound....please".

ps Seriously, where is Lamar Odom?

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